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St. Vincent for The New Yorker

St. Vincent for The New Yorker

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 4,478 notes

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

14 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 17,316 notes
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n-kevin:

neoliberalismkills:

love and protect lil b at all costs

and die for lil b.

n-kevin:

neoliberalismkills:

love and protect lil b at all costs

and die for lil b.

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 27,852 notes

now-youre-cool:

i like girls. girls are nice. theyre pretty and soft and they smell nice.

3 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 62 notes

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

image

where the fuck did the laptop go

4 days ago on April 12th, 2014 | J | 97,775 notes
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5 days ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 348,468 notes

suitupweird:

Inspiration | Women In Menswear | Wear It Weird

6 days ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 69,752 notes
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